Raise Your Self

Increase your confidence by up to 99.5% today !!!

Feeling low? Tired? Broken? Humiliated?

We have just found an easy solution for you to cope with all the emotional difficulties you may happen to experience ! It’s called
LIES !

LIES

Ten times more effective abroad.

A LIE A DAY KEEPS THE PROBLEMS AWAY…

…for at least another day.

Forget about reality for just a moment. Truth is your greatest enemy.

REALITY = ENEMY

Trust your fantasies and

INCREASE YOUR CONFIDENCE NOW !!!

A FEW EASY STEPS FOR BULGARIANS ABROAD

  • LESSON 1: Introduce yourself

Random English-speaking Person: Hi! What’s your name?

You: My name is [your name], but friends call me gospodaryu. (Smile)

RESP: Nice to meet you, gospodaryu! (Smiles)

Tested. Works perfectly well. Immediate self-esteem boost guaranteed.

  • LESSON 2: Fuck yourself

Get a knife and cut your throat with it. Then wait untill you bleed to death.

‘No-worries’ effect guaranteed.

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